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Since 2016 I am able to develop copies for \"Unfortune Cookies\" \u2013 the dark and funny equivalent to Fortune Cookies.","width":"680","height":"640"},"2":{"src":"http:\/\/www.tejafischer.com\/uploads\/64\/web\/3.jpg","title":"\"With your luck, the day you die heaven will be closed for renovations.\"","width":"680","height":"640"},"3":{"src":"http:\/\/www.tejafischer.com\/uploads\/64\/web\/4.jpg","title":"\"There\u2019s already a towel on your spot in the sun.\"","width":"680","height":"640"},"4":{"src":"http:\/\/www.tejafischer.com\/uploads\/64\/web\/5.jpg","title":"\"Life punishes you daily and now, so do cookies.\"","width":"680","height":"640"},"5":{"src":"http:\/\/www.tejafischer.com\/uploads\/64\/web\/6.jpg","title":"\"When all looks lost, don't forget that scratch ticket in your night stand.\"","width":"680","height":"640"},"6":{"src":"http:\/\/www.tejafischer.com\/uploads\/64\/web\/7.jpg","title":"\"You will continue working hard on deepening your butt print on the couch.\"","width":"680","height":"640"},"7":{"src":"http:\/\/www.tejafischer.com\/uploads\/64\/web\/1.jpg","title":"(This one is hard to translate.)","width":"680","height":"640"},"8":{"src":"http:\/\/www.tejafischer.com\/uploads\/64\/web\/1383366_225614700937770_419204214_n.jpg","title":"","width":"641","height":"640"}}}